Introduction to Human Infectious Diseases
January 17, 2012
I am still trying to figure out how to convey the context. I'll try my best...
On the Course Content: I won't even comment on the STDs.
On Fever: I LOVE fever! It's great.
On Hospital Cleanliness: I'm washing off the old patient.
On Fomites: Cell phones. They're nasty.
On Bathroom Cleanliness: I could probably go into the bathroom here and lick the toilet.
On Hepatitis: What's the other Hepatitis that's "IN" again?
On Hepatitis B: Jack in the Box. You're getting a Super Taco. I'll let your imagination finish that statement.
On Successful Pathogens: Can we equate this to being a successful student?
On Successful Pathogens Replicating Within Host: I'm not touching that one. (professor/student relationship innuendo)
On A Man With 106 Fever: He loved to drink Jack Daniels and do cocaine. What a combination! / Don't do cocaine and whiskey to excess in the park. Moral of the story.
On Manifestions of Infectious Diseases: Do you want to fight diarrhea? Or do you want to go with the flow?
On Rashes: I was never good at rashes. (but you're teaching them?)
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