April 12, 2012
On Tuberculosis: People in El Paso have it.
On Tuberculosis in Airplanes: I recommend that you purchase a Scott Pack. Take it on the flight with you. It might be suspicious going through customs... (Good idea. I never like to take chances with recycled air.)
On Central Air: I encourage everyone to open the windows in the summer and the winter.
On Patient Zero: He would go from the Atlanta orgy to the New York orgy to the LA orgy. I'm exaggerating a little bit. (Slut.)
On Ghon Factors: It's like 'shields up' on the Starship Enterprise.
On Getting Free TB Treatments: Act homeless. That's what I'd do. Get free treatments...
On Onions: I don't talk about my vagina. (o_O)
On Coors Beer: You know how they have the rocky... stream where they get the water? We peed in it. I'm sure they filtered it. (Never drinking Coors. EVER. All the filtering in the world...)
Finally got a good recording device on my phone...

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