Monday, April 2, 2012

Human Infectious Diseases #9

March 20, 2012

On Music: I want to express to you the poetry of my soul. It can be green, it can be crimson fire...

On Teaching Gen Bio: Yes. I'm in purgatory.

On UTIs and Thongs: When you've got the thong, you've got the nice little subway system.

On Differential Diagnoses (Again): You could just be pregnant...

On Internal Ultrasounds:
      Lube it up good. Give 'em something to make 'em happy.
      When you've done a thousand of these, it's like driving a bike.

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