April 9, 2012
On Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: July 15th? That's coming out soon. (Yep. I predict it'll be the movie of the summer.)
On Encephalitis: What is encephalitis? It's all in your brain... (I see what you did there.)
On Toxoplasmosis: I'm sure my dog is full of it. Why is my dog full of it? Because he LOVES cat poop.
On The Green Parrot: I used to eat at a place called the Green Parrot... at night the fun thing was bats would come... you'd be eating your eggplant parmesan and bats would fly by.
On Rabies: When it progresses, that's when the fun begins.
On Rabies (Again): Don't get rabies. You were thinking it before you came to this lecture, but now you've decided against it.
On Tetanus: Cut yourself and sprinkle some Clostridium tetanin in it. I don't think you'll get it in that case. (I'd rather not...)
On Violating Someone's Anti-Inoculation Beliefs: You might not go to jail. You might get the tar sued out of ya.
On Violating Someone's Anti-Treatment Beliefs: You gonna let 'em die? Or are you gonna risk it? Slip a little blood in there...
On Easter Break: I was in Austin. Watching bats.
On His Tetanus Booster Shot: I guess I haven't had one... in a while... (Might wanna get on that.)
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