Monday, April 2, 2012

Human Infectious Diseases #8

March 1 - 15, 2012

On Death:
      What else did I miss? Something about death. Such a cheery subject, death is.
      We come into this world alone, and we die alone.

On Sputum:
      Old people love to show you their sputum in the hospital.
      They're assisting in their own healthcare and that's great. It's not what I want to see at 6 in the
      morning, but it's great.
      It's like getting a urine sample... from a different place.

On Oxygen Chamber: High oxygen environment... don't light your Lucky Strikes around it.

On H5N1: May not become a problem, but it's GREAT for movies. (Take note, Hollywood. Y'all be gettin' lazy with your re-makes and your re-boots and your lack of creativity.)


On Covering STDs In Class: We've GOTTA do STDs.

On Skipping Class to Food Festival: I think we can go eat. I haven't eaten...

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