February 23, 2012
On Babies (Again): Babies are slimy sometimes.
On An Amputated Leg: If you have a chance to grab one, hold on tight!
On Gas Gangrene: If it's red, it's not dead.
On Transmission of Enteroviral Pharyngitis: Watch out in the restaurants and stuff. (Ew. Never eating anywhere ever again)
On Herpes Simplex 4/EBV/Mono/Kissing Disease:
Swappin' spit... if you're doing the Four Loko...
"What are some symptoms?" "Fatigue." "TEA!?" "FATIGUE!"
"What would you give someone for fatigue?" "Amphetamine." "You'd give them amphetamine for a
year?!" "I was joking."
On Herpes: What happens with herpes? It's the gift that keeps on giving.
On Adoption Take-Backs: Buyer beware. Unless you're Juno, it goes well.
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